December 2011
47 posts
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Dec 30th
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Rich-speration.
Dec 29th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
43 notes
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Dec 25th
4,048 notes
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Are My Parents Becoming Crazy Old People?
Mom: I think the cordless phone isn't working.
Dad: Do you want me to drop off the rib roast?
Mom: ... I need somebody to go to Safeway.
Dec 23rd
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WatchWatch
Hire me, Conan. kristinmariex3:
Dec 23rd
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Inner Monologue of "Did You Just Make Air Circles...
Exterior, daytime. Walking to work. Lady at the corner: “HEY!” Me: [Looks over shoulder. No one there.] Lady: “Hey! WHERE’S THE [gestures at vagina] CLINIC!?” Me: “I don’t know…” Lady: “Come on, help me out.” Me: “What clinic?” Lady: “The one where you get checked for STDs.” Me: I don’t know...
Dec 22nd
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Happy Winter.
Time to listen to the Nutcracker on repeat. YEAH!
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
29 notes
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
9 notes
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Dec 13th
39 notes
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Dec 13th
3 notes
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Dec 13th
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Dec 9th
82,209 notes
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Dec 9th
739 notes
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WatchWatch
tweedandbowties: OMG.
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
18 notes
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
14 notes
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Dec 7th
22,077 notes
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
348 notes
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
90 notes
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Dec 6th
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Inner Monologue of OH MY FUCKING GOD
Normal day in the office… you know, staring at my computer screen. [nearby sound] Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Wha? [Faster] Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap! Um, that’s an unusual noise… sounds like it’s coming from the window— OH SHIT! SCARY CRACKHEAD’S FUCKING RAISIN FACE IN THE WINDOW! TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAPPING AT ME!! GAHHHHHH
Dec 6th
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Recipe for Raspberry Cordial
Servings: 6 INGREDIENTS 2 (300 g) packages frozen raspberries 1 1/4 cups sugar 6 cups boiling water 3 lemons DIRECTIONS 1. Put the unthawed raspberries into a saucepan and add sugar. 2. Cook on medium, stirring occasionally until all the sugar has dissolved. 3. Using a potato masher, mash the raspberries and syrup thoroughly. 4. Pour the mixture through a strainer, extract...
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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“I would kill for these young, sweet little feline souls, these two boys. I would...”
– Robert Downey Jr., on his cats Montgomery and Dartanian. (via iwantcupcakes) FUCK YEAH, HES A CAT PERSON!! we shall marry now. (via fuckyeahrdj) For you, @dailycardigan. Haha!
Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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Sign the petition!!!
amityboattours: http://www.change.org/petitions/universal-studios-orlando-stop-the-closure-of-the-jaws-ride
Dec 3rd
6 notes
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ListenInsta-happiness.
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
55,343 notes
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Dec 3rd
29 notes
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
71 notes
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Dec 2nd
10 notes
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Dec 1st
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